misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(Source: spazztastic-muffin, via anosidedpuzzle)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
(via anosidedpuzzle)
| Girl: | *adjusts bra strap* |
| School: | That's inappropriate and distracting. |
| Boy: | *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process* |
| School: | lol you're good. |
lets take this to the bedroom
i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room
(via love-can-still-inspire)
